Teaching Physical Education

Are you brisk and bouncy, fit and trim, firmlythin gals who lay around the pool and never
muscled, and radiating with energy? Can you snapentered the water, and not eating anything for
off push-ups and sit-ups like nobody's business?most of the day. And now Bill was getting fat,
How about your kids? I thought so.too! Does any of this sound familiar? A Prayer
Yes, some of you reading this are farmers andAnswered While I wasn't exactly in despair -
ranchers. Others are heavily involved in demandingmore like a state of discouraged resignation - I did
physical sports.pray that God would show me a way out of this
But if homeschoolers are like the rest of the U.S.pit. Face it, when you're that overweight, just plain
population, a good solid (and I do mean "solid"!) 50living is tough. I was experiencing scary heart
percent of us are overweight, with almost half ofpains, had no energy, and couldn't even bend over
these being really overweight.to tie my shoes. Plus, I had gained back all the
It's not that we sit around eating like pigs all day.weight I lost on the Atkins diet, since now I had
It just sort of crept up on us, as we sat aroundno idea what I was supposed to eat any more.
our air-conditioned houses, trailers, or apartmentsThis is the state I was in when I saw Body for
on our teeny-to-nonexistent patches of land.Life at the bookstore. I was drawn by the
When your suburb is designed without sidewalks,before-and-after photos on the cover. But then,
it's tough to go for a walk.we've all seen diet scams with before-and-after
When your city park becomes the favoritephotos. I did, however, pick up the book and start
hangout of muggers, you'd better be able to runbrowsing. What the author, Bill Phillips, said seemed
fast if you plan to jog! And, whatever yourto make a lot of sense. I knew for a fact that
environment, if you have babies and toddlers,what he said didn't work, didn't work. It was clear
getting out to the health club or even out for athis was not a scam, so I bought the book.
walk around the block can be nigh impossible.Just like most of you, I have never read "muscle"
Let me tell you my personal story and see if youmagazines. So this was all new to me. Basically, Bill
can relate.Phillips stated that for what he calls a physique
How I Got Fat I was a slim toddler, then a fat"transformation" (making yourself over into what
child.you'd like to look like), you need these ingredients:
The private school I attended for four yearsCardiovascular exercise (walking, biking, etc.)
specialized in starchy food and gloppy desserts,Weight training (now this was something I'd never
but the real bane of my young existence was thedone!) Supplementation (more on this later) A
"you must clean your plate" rule.controlled diet (no strange recipes: he gives simple
This all changed in eighth grade of public school,directions in his book) Six small meals a day - it
when a boy I had a crush on made a commentturns out that the surest way to gain weight is to
about what I looked like in orange stretch pants.starve yourself all day and eat a big dinner Lots
(Something about "the moon rising over theof water to drink (I recommend spring water,
mountains" . . .) This motivated me to lose a lotpreferably brought to your door in huge bottles,
of weight quickly. I ate nothing but oranges andnot distilled) A new attitude about the possibility of
hard-boiled eggs (I had heard they both consumenot being a physical wreck the rest of your life
more energy to digest than they give back),This was it. I was sick and tired of being sick and
drank lots of water, and spent hours every daytired - and rather scared, if the truth be known,
progressing as quickly as I could through thethat I would not be around long enough to teach
levels of The Royal Canadian Exercise Plan formy kids everything they needed to know. So,
Physical Fitness.abandoning our usual frugal policy, we went out
I kept up a similar regimen - not quite aand bought an expensive exercise bike, a
starvation diet, but close - adding more low-calnot-terribly-expensive exercise station from
types of food and eschewing all sugary andSears, a weight bench, and some dumbbells. (Bill
carbohydrate foods, all through college and intoPhillips claims you really only need the bench and
my early marriage. I kept up the exercise plan,dumbbells, but since some of the exercises in the
too.back of his book required leg-extension and
When I started having children, my eating patternpull-down stations, I didn't want to mess up my
changed. Suddenly I was making my ownchances.) So far, my husband Bill has lost 50
whole-wheat bread, followed by such healthypounds, and my children Joseph and Sarah lost 30
goodies as soy-wheat pancakes, homemadepounds very quickly, while I've only lost 27 pounds
yogurt, lentil soup, and so forth. Thein six months.
More-With-Less Cookbook was my guide, whichHowever, unlike every ineffectual exercise and
helped, since we couldn't afford "meat" proteindiet program I've tried in the last 15 years, I have
most of the time.actually gained muscle strength and tone. Heart
I still exercised in the morning, and I still had apangs and insomnia went away. Most importantly,
figure - for the first five kids.I now understand how fitness works . . .
Then, computers entered my life. Cue sounds ofand I'm still losing body fat! Next issue, I'll share
ominous mood music: "Dum, dum, de dum . . ." Sowith you what I've learned about exercise
did projects with deadlines. More ominous themeequipment, muscle development, and the best
music: "De DUM de DUM . . ." To make a longway for children of different ages to exercise.
story short, we bought into the "high fiber" diet,For now, I want to start by helping you moms
started eating occasional junk food to keepand dads. First, you need a copy of Body for Life.
energy high during all-nighters, experienced theThere's a reason this book is now a New York
stresses of starting and running our own business,Times best-seller! We sell it for $26 plus $3
made a habit of skipping breakfast andshipping (1-800-346-6322, www.home-school.com).
sometimes lunch to get more work done . . .The book gives all the diet and exercise details,
And I ballooned like crazy.plus shares Bill's philosophy and many inspiring
At 180 pounds, I joined my first health club.stories. Bill Phillips' company, EAS (1-800-297-9776,
At 200 pounds, I joined my second health clubwww.eas.com) also sponsors 12-week fitness
and we signed up for the neighborhood swimmingtransformation challenges with great prizes. If you
pool.enter, he'll send you a free video with the
At 220 pounds, I sweated through mile walksexperiences of previous winners and you'll get a
every day as well as trying to keep up at the20% discount on the supplements his company
health club.sells. We've tried supplements from other
At 275 pounds, I discovered the Atkins Diet, andcompanies, and still prefer Myoplex Lite (for
lost 35 pounds. Ecstasy! Until I discovered that aweight loss) or Myoplex Deluxe (for muscle gain),
pre-existing gallstone problem had become soboth available from EAS.
severe I could no longer use this diet.You can get fancier with additional supplements,
Now here I was. A professional dieter, with abut these are fine to start.
resistant metabolism. The only diet that hadThe point is, do start. Do it now! Your kids need
worked for me in 15 years was no longer anyou.
option. I was exercising ten times as much as the