Fictional Learning - Assembly Lines and Warehouses

Another bit of fiction we weave into our children's'thought I abhorred the text books in the public
lives calling it 'school' is the physical environmentschools, until I had to use the text books in the
through which they pass the years of theirChristian school and found them even worse.
childhood.I ask my students, what are the absolutely worst
We place them in huge, ugly warehouses, isolatedbooks in the entire world? The answer I get back
from all other people and all real-worldfrom them (because I told them the answer) is
productivity. These warehouses are filled withhistory text books. What a terrible anti-history
noisy, pushy children who are no more neededway to learn the fascinating drama of human life
than our own children. They spend their hours inupon this planet.
windowless rooms, white-walled cubes, fiftyI teach writing. I use the composition text for one
minutes, then a bell, then a quick rush throughpurpose - to show them how not to write. I ask
hallways of confusion during which they arethem, "How many of you have written a
'supposed' to use the restroom, crowds of kids, all'persuasive' essay?" They think they didn't
at the same time, all going in different directions.because they don't remember, even though they
Then another fifty minutes in another isolateddo it every year. Then I ask them, "How many
cube. And so on.people took action, changed their lives, did
Life is ruled by bells, by strict time periods, bysomething different, as a result of being
separated and unrelated rooms, by chopped uppersuaded by your persuasive essay?" The
and unrelated activities.answer to that one is easy - no one.
There is no growing things, nor raising animals; noThen I ask them the obvious question, "If no one
changing diapers, nor putting a good meal on thewas persuaded to take action by your
table. The children don't even clean the school'persuasive' essay, was it a persuasive essay?"
they themselves messed up. There is no buildingThey quickly learn to chime "NO it was not!"
of things or fixing things or running things. And ifThen I toss the book back on the shelf and
there is, they are always in a 'constructed'proceed to teach them how to persuade people
environment and never for real.to take action by the words that they craft.
John Gatto explains in The Underground History ofAs homeschool families, we should not think for
American Education how and why and whoone minute that we have to follow any aspect of
developed this warehouse - assembly line systemwhat is called "education" in our culture. We should
we call schooling. It is not an accident and itmake learning fit the real needs of our families
serves a very real purpose.and communities.
Is this what we want for our own children?Learning ought to be real and it ought to produce
As a teacher rooted in real world thinking [and Ithat which is valued and that which works in the
do say all these things to my students, by thereal world.
way], I have a great dislike of textbooks. I